#shaylenes textposts

[shaylene-the-praline]

Naming my Italy vlog "short thick blasian gets STUFFED in Italy" and it's just me eating all the food that gets bought for me until I pass out!!!

No but seriously the thought of giving vlogs porn-y titles makes me laugh 🥀

I doubt I'd even remember to vlog, I'd be too focused on exploring 😭

[shaylene-the-praline]

I shouldn't be wanting a pizza this late 💔💔💔💔

[shaylene-the-praline]

I was trying on dresses at a store the other day, and there was one that made my tits look so aggressively large 😭☠️ it was a light green square-neck corset dress. I didn't buy it because I can't think of anywhere I'd go that would warrant my tits to be so threateningly...there 😂🥀

They're already there in almost anything I wear, but in this dress they were THERE

[shaylene-the-praline]

When my friends ask me what I did over the weekend I can't say I shoved a toy in and out of my ass so I just say nothing much lol went to a few stores 😘

[shaylene-the-praline]

the app crashing took me so off guard, did anyone else get that ☠️

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I am so overwhelmed from work and it's been a hard few days with the extra shifts, but at least I have warm tea to depend on 🎉☠️. Scottish Breakfast Blend today 🫖

[shaylene-the-praline]

I'm having lasagna tonight ☺️ I haven't had it in so long, I'm excited ✨️

I'll probably drink eucalyptus tea before bed...if not eucalyptus, most likely chamomile

[shaylene-the-praline]

Drinking this tonight 🫖

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I got a few opinions from coworkers and also a few mutuals, they let me know my singing doesn't sound horrible and im pretty decent, so now I know I won't be wasting my time on voice lessons 😂

[shaylene-the-praline]

Not that anyone asked but I can cum from nipple play 👉🏽👈🏽✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

🤍🤍🤍Intro

Hi! I'm Shaylene.

I'm 19, black & japanese, and 4'11 if you care.

If you're under 18, please stay out of here. 😐.

My kinks include degradation, cnc, breeding, dumbification/bimbofication, praise, and I've got somewhat of a voice kink 😭. My limits are scat, toilet stuff, anything involving minors, and there's more that I will gladly make clear that I don't vibe with if you approach me in dms pushing it.

throne wishlist

That's basically it. Otherwise, enjoy yourself ✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

Ummmm no your honor, I did not intentionally suffocate that person with my titties. They suffocated themselves at their own free will 🙄

[shaylene-the-praline]

im built for doggystyle in front of a mirror

[shaylene-the-praline]

I have new leggings cameltoe gifs that I'll post tomorrow ✨️

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I love playing with my tits in the shower ✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

What if when I travel to Italy, Germany, Greece, and Japan, I vlog it all and upload them to YouTube with obnoxiously specific titles like porn sites do

"BIG TITTED 4'11 BLASIAN WITH A FAT ASS EXPLORES GERMANY ✈️🇩🇪"

Ignore me I'm feeling goofy this morning